My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
What is different about priests and acne.
Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
Did you know the f in orphan stands for family…oh wait HAHA
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents…oh continue
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: “Give me your money.” The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: “But, wait! You can’t do that, I am a Congressman!” The thief replies: “Oh, sorry. Give me MY money.”
Guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
Wait, I can explain everything!
The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
My therapist said: “Time heals all wounds” I shot her now we wait
Can’t wait to meet you! So join the Depression family! We open real soon! Try best to hold onto sanity!
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him???
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